Now I don't know about YOU but..
Sometimes MyHero has NO
sense of humor.
And he is one of those suspicious devils...
You know the type..
The conversation goes something like this...
"What's in that bag?"
What bag?
The one you are dangling down to the side of your left leg.
I look down the right leg...and ask..Where?
Your OTHER LEFT leg~
OH! THIS BAG?
YES! What did you buy?
YES! What did you buy?
HUH?
WHAT DID YOU BUY?
WHAT DID YOU BUY?
Nothing-just a little....
something for the house.
WHAT?
Never mind..walking away quickly..
Nope! Not quick enough!
OKAY!!! If you MUST know..
I bought some new towels.
Do we NEED new towels?
(We're gonna after I get done mopping up the blood that's
gonna be dripping if you ask me what I bought one more time)
Yes...I thought we needed new towels.
Okay..then...well, why didn't you just SAY so?
Cuz...I didn't want to have this conversation!
Anyway...moving along..I was quite surprised when
MyHero asked me
What's that you've got covered up in the garage?
What did you buy?
Huh? What?
Nothing!
Well, I suppose the mailman dragged something in there and covered it up.
(Hey! I can deal without the sarcasm, thank you very much)
Uh oh..now I start to think.
Did I buy something, cover it up and forget it?
Hmmmmm..
thinking....thinking.....Nope- I tell him,
I didn't buy anything and cover it up~
Well...SOMEONE DID!
Aha~ Then I remember..
MamasBoy & TheSecretAgent have been
storing some things here while they are working on their house.
I fly out to the garage with MyHero hot on my heels.
He thinks I am going to work a magic trick and make
something I bought (and hid) disappear before he can get out there.
Let's take a little look-see.
Ohhhh...there it is!!
What is it? My little heart starts beating faster
I love these kind of surprises...
especially when I am NOT involved in the purchase!

A mirrored vanity~
Actually there are TWO of them..
for their master bedroom.
How cool is that?!?!
They both have a knack for picking things out and putting them together.
VERY VERY COOL!
(sorry about the reflected mess-hey-it's a garage for Pete's sake)
Top view...black granite!
Side view..


And the wet spot on the floor?
Yeah...NOT from me!
MyHero's breathing has slowed to almost normal.

The fire has left his cheeks
and his nostrils have lost their flare.
Well...he said...I THOUGHT you bought something...
and were trying to hide it!
HA!
Would I do that?
Would I?
Shhhh...I'm hoping he doesn't look in the closet!
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